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Have you heard of people who ask you whether they can borrow something off you when you will never get it back?

To illustrate an example, I undertook great pain to bring you this pleasure (filthy, I know). How can you borrow* a tissue to blow your nose when you know you can’t give it back?

What are some examples of stuff that people have asked to borrow off you when realistically, you weren’t going to get it back?

*don’t worry bro. I’ll get this back to you. Just let me go back home and steam dry this clean for you. It won’t cost you a thing. Just shipping and handling. No dramas!

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