November 2009
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Cute Girl Sydndrome (CGS) - When calling a girl...
There is a continuous dilemma of whether you should call a girl cute. Cute has various definitions and ideals. Those which could lead to you breathing out of a straw for the next two months and for some weird reason, a remote that was surgically removed from your arse. Cute is a label to which guys propose or possibly to impose ugliness in a more appeasing manner. It is by no means appeasing to...
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Snapshots in a Moment
Is it familiar that some people or even yourself shudder each time the lens is pointed at you? It is even more intriguing as I write this that passers-by stare at me or even dare to stare at my book as I write. It seems everyone is conceited into believing that they are a celebrity like “the Truman show”. But this raises another question. Everone wants to believe they are a celebrity, whether...
September 2009
3 posts
“compromise is the illusion of settling to a successful arrangement.”
– wrong_turn
“Optimism is something that you say before waking up to reality again.”
– wrong_turn
“It was sweltering hot studying today. I was in bed naked studying.”
– As wrong_turn unfortunately eavesdropped on a conversation accidentally due to the perpetrator’s audacity. FML! I was victimised…
August 2009
3 posts
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“If your hand is touching (or close to) butt, cleavage or crotch - you are too...”
– from Wrong_turn
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“How sorry can one be, if the incident causing the sorry is repeated in...”
– from wrong_turn as he was sexually violated across the cheeks by a lady who kept reaching up and down to her newspaper. The sheer inappropriateness of reading was visible as my shoulder bag lacked the breathing space of a healthy bag.
July 2009
24 posts
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University of NSW Blogs - Flexible Spaces for... →
robb3d:
risu:
i dont know whether to facepalm or not.
Yes. Facepalm.
I believe we should have major sexy orgy sex with it.
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No view? No one gives a shit!
They paid for a harbour view but face a wall of indifference
It is articles like these which make me think the worst in others. Who gives a fuck that you no longer have a view. You have a home to live in, you have food to eat, you are alive and that is all that should matter.
Stop being so melodramatic over the view you will lose.There are more unfortunate people who would gladly occupy your...
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I met CommunityChannel!
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That's why I go to Uni for?
170.50 + 87.50 + 162 = $420 YAY!!
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“Courting is sometimes like banging your head against the wall. If it...”
– wrong_turn on courting
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“I want to punch you in the face with my foot”
– awesome quote from MX
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un-deja-vu-sity
As I browsed around on my shopping venture, I thought I might as well tally up the cost of stationary for the coming semester. At this point, I realised a few particulars.
1. I was that bored that I decided to waste time on something that I would spontaneously buy regardless of my nerdy shopping tactics. And thus disregard any savings that were possible.
2. I don’t really do any work...
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“Authors - are those who know little to nothing about their topic who write for...”
– wrong_turn, as he browsed Dymocks.
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I got it from obama?
See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
Censordyne - the new aussie net
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Name and shame - Edit and Fail [part 2 of 2]
The dirty secrets of financial planners Written by Stuart Washington
“The financial planning industry has a series of dirty little secrets that make investment banks look like paragons of virtue. And that’s pretty hard to do in this day and age…
While I freely accept there are honest, committed and sincere financial planners, they are currently caught in an industry structure...
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Name and shame - Edit and Fail [part 1 of 2]
Sydney Morning Herald. The garner of respectability and the voice of truth in its reporting. But no longer is this true.
The reign of good spelling, grammar and puncation and error-free days are over. SMH has become the crummy daily telegraph that we get for free at uni (it is because they are that bad). It has become the shitty scrawls we see graffiti-ed on cubicle walls. Even the insight:
...
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generations
risu:
I have a hobby that I probably don’t share with anyone, which is trying to imgaine what it must be like if you could meet your parents or grandparents, etc at the same age (i.e. trying to imagine my mom at age 20), thier trials, tribulations, what’s been bothering them, etc, what they’re personalities must be like.
Because to some extent we are like our parents. Obviously.
I’ve been...
stark-contrast
monkeyhoohaa:
hey thanks for following
hey with the awesome pics and quotes you consistently put up there, it was hard not to follow you =)
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Internet explorer 8 Ad that commits to barfing
“Twentysomethings not only expect to waltz into high-level career positions right...”
– Wendy Atterberry
http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/personal/07/01/tf.narcissim.keeping.you.single/index.html?iref=werecommend (via robb3d)
haha this may yet perturb the current masses
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Cool Ad by Air New Zealand on Bare essentials
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Don't worry bro, it's Halal [part 2 of 2]
A friend once made a joke about one particular group of middle-eastern appearance who were cat-calling, name-calling and at one time resisting arrest from police (though I also regard police as the lowest level of decency but props for being the highest form of corruption in the public service).
This was comparing their support for each another’s actions to assuring their sucking each...
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Don't worry bro, it's Halal [part 1 of 2]
Biggest op since Vietnam: Marines attack Taliban
Operation Khanjar (Strike of the Sword), involving nearly 4,000 US forces as well as 650 Afghan police and soldiers, the Marine Expeditionary Brigade said Deploying about 50 aircraft, the air and land assault
Good one guys! they will never expect how many to expect and how many brother terrorists to call on =)
The troops were to push south...
June 2009
30 posts
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Do you cum study on UNSW desks?
Another reason not to eat in the library while studying…
Swimming association with peanut butter?
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The X-factor within sExY?
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Do nice guys really finish last?
risu:
http://blogs.smh.com.au/lifestyle/asksam/archives/2009/06/no_more_mr_nice_guy.html
I was handed a recent article to respond to. Its probably a familiar question that a lot of you may think (if you’re a guy). Well the short answer is, like it always is, yes and no.
But before I start going into the details, I don’t really see how men can view being nice as a bad quality. I think its a...
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“ Every week I get paid $25 to blow up helium balloons”
– - wrong_turn. With another anecdote of WIN!
How do you bludge at work?
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Facebook criminal charge - Marx Raper →
Are you it?
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MX has their I on you
“To that really groovy chick that catches the 9.37 train from Wolli Creek, I find you really attractive and want to meet up for lunch”
translates to
I’ve been stalking you like a lion stalks its prey. You will do for my next self-made camera sex video. When can we make a formal time for me to rape you in that that self-made video?
“You left your book on the train as...
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I woke up and said YAY!
When I was leaving my house this morning as in the 26th, I said YAY out loud to myself.
I paused momentarily and realised I had just made a grave error of judgment caused by examenstruation and needed to be slapped back to manhood.
It was 6.45am in the morning (I hate mornings)
It was dark outside, which gives ample reasoning to why the fuck should I even be awake at this hour,
I had an...
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If I were to see John Nash in person
Hi John Nash.
Fuck you and your game theory
KTHXBYE
(stolen idea from rob)
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The Quad by ~leafinsectman →
(via robb3d)
makes the uni looks so much better than it really is =S
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